I’m probably overselling the story, but I thought it was hilarious. It’s a messed-up story, but it was so funny (because I have a dark sense of humour). I found it so funny that I have now crowned it the best messed up story ever!
I’m a blackbelt in karate and it took me 5 years to get my dan (which is the standard amount of time if you don’t skip belts). Starting any martial art is a major commitment, that is if you want to get anywhere with it. It’s strange how I ended up as a blackbelt because it’s not something I planned. I’m getting ahead of myself – let me explain how I started doing karate.