02Nov
The friend zone
Ah yes, the friend zone. It’s like quicksand: when you realise you’re in it it’s way too late, and once you’re in there there’s little to no chance of getting out – that’s the myth anyway.
31Oct
It’s Halloween 2019
It’s that time of the year again. Tonight will people go out, get drunk, and make bad decisions - so basically it’s like any other evening except people will be wearing slutty costumes.
28Oct
‘Joker’
My first thought as I walked out of the cinema was: “Holy f#@k, that was depressing.” In hindsight, it was a good film, but I won’t watch it again.
23Oct
Stuff my mom says
My mom is very much like my dad, but also, not like him at all – it’s weird. However, she does share the same tendency to say the funniest things.
16Oct
Why I love writing
Do you know how you ruin a child’s life? You look at something they wrote and say, “This is pretty good. You should become a writer.”
12Oct
I see stupid people
There are so many stupid and arrogant people out there in the world. Have you noticed it?
08Oct
People make money off of stupid stuff
There are about 2700 billionaires and 36 million millionaires in the world. Some of these people have made their money off of stupid stuff.
06Oct
Stuff my dad says (part 1)
My dad is a weird and wonderful man. He is funny – as in weird and humorous (as are the rest of my crazies). The thing is, as much as my dad makes me laugh, he’s not funny when he actually tries to be funny. He is the funniest when he has his guard down and says the first thing that comes to mind.
01Oct
The John Wick Trilogy
What better way to start “Michelle Reviews” than with the 'John Wick' trilogy and the actor who is breath-taking on so many levels. He’s a great actor, great guy (from what I’ve read), he’s not a pervert, and of course, he’s great looking – like I said, breath-taking.
25Sep
My childhood
Seeing as this is a new blog, I thought I’d tell you, dear reader, more about myself. Where better to start than the beginning – my childhood here in sunny South Africa.
